Wednesday 20 December 2023

A Chronicle of Doom....


Thank the heavens above is it time for another expedition to Ice Station to visit Agent Johnny? Indeed it is, Agent Rob surviving Sunday bus drivers on a Saturday and dodging dodgy 20p pieces in LIDL to make the round trip to Slateford to see everyone's favourite secret agent (shh!). Only this time, as Rob was heard to remark, he was (in contrast to his previous, morose, trip) "bringing the vibes" - you get out what you put in for sure - as well as a couple of brilliant butter croissants, some luscious Lebkuchen and other assorted food supplies fer the day. And, yes, that means cooly kranking the Karmi, shaken (in Rob's rucksack) not stirred, with a cheeky can of Brooklyn Pilsner sandwiched between bottles, and getting deep down to Braw business....


Er, which basically involved a very pleasant afternoon of contented chuntering through Saturday morning serials (after a genuine and yet gentle negotiation addressing 'the elephant in the room' of last time - not forgotten!) that kicked off with chat about the Lifeforce fillum, before covering the Draculas of Prince of Darkness and AD1972, The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires, Shatter, Infinity magazine, the PBS channel, Public EyeStar Trek old (positive) and new (negative) and Doctor Who - specifically the Target books of old, Rob talking at length about Tom Baker's The Nightmare of Eden novelisation, before Johnny got on to the topic of William Hartnell's run, continuing the 'classic' appraisal by recollecting The Web Planet and The Keys of Marinus in (incredible childhood) detail....


Talk then moved on to more musical matters with an interestin' back and forth about Hawkwind - a band Rob has only just begun to properly explore in depth - as well as his recent 'excursion' to see Rose City Band at The Hug and Pint in Glasgog. Oddly enough there wasn't much time to discuss any ongoing Braw projects which, y'know, was fine as they all remain in a sort of painful stasis, both Agents admitting they've done next to nowt (actually nowt!) in the past few months. What, indeed, happened to 2023's proposed burst of renewed creative energy...? Oh well, what's left to say but 'here's to 2024'....

Sights: The Buccaneers, Devil Girl From Mars, The Outer Limits and various Talking Pictures TV....

Hawkwind - Space Is Deep

Saturday 16 September 2023

A Chronicle of Doom....

 

And so once again Agent Rob takes a long overdue troop up the 'The 16 Steps' to visit Agent Johnny at Ice Station MKII, amazed to think that since his last visit The Buccaneers - he perused a distinctly battered copy of the above annual on his last trek - has begun airing on Talking Pictures TV, actor Robert Shaw looking remarkably mature for his 29 years in the title role. Even at that young age he has a rugged, icy quality that suggests a very real inner menace hiding behind his frisky warmth. (Indeed, the episode Rob saw at home even had future Carry On... stalwart Sid James jauntily friggin' in the riggin')....


With several fresh Infinity Magazines to hand there ought to have been no shortage of topics for contented chunterin' - there's Sinbad and The Eye of the Tiger for starters! - only it turned out there was.... so with the Karmi kranked it was left to Talking Pictures to provide the bulk of the stimulation, which they duly did by trotting out their Saturday morning regulars, from the upturned buckets of Radar Men From The Moon to the cold blooded killings of Teenagers From Outer Space and the leery The Outer Limits - starring Robert Duvall of all people! - via the aforementioned vintage swashbuckle of The Buccaneers....


But for whatever reasons, there was no welcome dreamy reverie to be found on this day - likely a genuine 'view to a swill' would have ended in alcohol induced tears - Rob suddenly acutely aware of the time (and lives) trapped between the pages of John's countless books, many, but not all, forgotten records of vanished and rapidly vanishing eras.... Just as our two Agents are trapped in time themselves, slowly vanishing, winding down day by day, knowing the wheel must forever turn - even if they cannot pass muster to voice that they see it, this melancholy elephant in the room - and that all things must pass....

 Tonstartssbandht - What Has Happened

Saturday 20 May 2023

Orbsessed - Cydonia Redux....


Turning back the Braw Blog clock 5 years (which in itself was turned back 16 to 18 years at that time) saw Rob tackle the thorny issue of Cydonia by The Orb, their somewhat troubled final album for Island Records – it took 18 months or so to complete and on arrival was deemed “a stillborn relic” by NME. The general consensus over time is that the original 1999 double album CDr promo version – The Orb’s Holy Grail of sorts, perhaps a complete soundboard recording of the pre-FFWD track Hidden In Heaven aside - was far superior to the much chopped, changed, rerecorded and truncated solitary CD effort that limped into a completely indifferent musical landscape in 2001….

The Orb - It's A Small World

Arriving at the here and now however, and encouraged by a posting on The Orb Music & Remixes Facebook group Rob’s returned to his 2017 reconstruction, christening this long-gestating 2023 makeover as the (ultimate) Cydonia Redux. This all began by first considering swapping out Disc 2's Yungle for (Rob’s whooshy favourite) It’s A Small World from Orbsessions Volume Two, before things quickly fell into place with the removal of the two "songs" (to an imaginary Disc 3), the repositioning of the rescued Hamlet of Kings to Disc 1 and adding the one-two old school heavyweight punch of a reinstated Yungle and (kinda) rediscovered It’s A Small World to Disc 2. Last but not least, each ‘Disc’ has also been given a title that relates to an area of the Cydonia Region of Mars, thus completing the super cycle....

The Orb - An Extra Mile Long Lump of Lard

Of course, all this is playing fast and loose with the exact late 90s timelines – likely only the Good Doctor himself knows what record a track like It’s A Small World was originally destined for – and really only takes the random Orbsessions collections as a rough starting point…. but helps in a ‘three birds with one stone’ way, being the cream of that crop too (as the rest fall under that much of a muchness bouncy (barely) techno that seemed to typify The Orb’s output until the mid 00s, y’know, samey short form tracks mostly devoid of depth and samples and thereby any sort of identifiably Orb-ish ‘layering sounds on top of each other’ personality - yep, yet again for all his talents poor Thomas Fehlmann just can't seem to catch a Braw break towards his beatiful contributions when it comes to Rob's take on taking on The Orb!*). But whatever, this is now Rob’s Cydonia Version of choice and has been capably getting him through the past few months on a near-daily rotation (er, until such a time as some whopping Live 93 Brixton Academy bootlegs - Plateau! Valley! Assassin! - knocked him for another six.... prior to Prism landing)….


Disc 1 – Mensae Side

1 – Terminus - Andy's Mix from the Cydonia Bonus Disc.

2 - Hamlet Of Kings – an ambient bonus from the original Cydonia best placed here before we get to the album proper.)

3 - Jam On Yer Honey - from Orbsessions Volume Two (where it's called Jam On Your Honey).

4 - Ralf - from Orbsessions Volume Two (where it's called Ralph's Cupboard).

5 - Promis - Version from the Cydonia Bonus Disc, clocking in at a slightly longer 5:47 (and very close to the 5:45 of the promo CD-R's).

6 - Bicycles & Tricycles - from Orbsessions Volume Two (where it's called 2026).


Disc 2 – Colles side

1 - Turn It Down - Long Version from the Cydonia Bonus Disc.

2 - Yungle - from Orbsessions Volume One.

3 – It’s A Small World - from Orbsessions Volume Two.

4 - A Mile Long Lump Of Lard - album track from the original Cydonia, sadly shorn of about 4 minutes in comparison to the promo CD-R’s – the earlier uncut version is here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRHWgNo260)

5 - Freely Wheely ("Feely Wheely") - from Orbsessions Volume Two (where it's called Ba'albeck).


Bonus disc – Labyrinthus side

1 - Once More - album track from the original Cydonia.

2 - Ghostdancing - album track from the original Cydonia – can be replaced with the Version (instrumental) from the Cydonia Bonus Disc as it dispenses with the vocals and the crossfade into Turn It Down.


*Indeed, if we're going to bag a fourth bird** with one stone then copied here's the bulk of an abortive Braw blog about Bicycles & Tricycles found languishing in the Orbsessed drafts:- Such a curious album this, the tracks are pared right back - often composed of only a few repeating motifs with (seemingly) little attempt being made to merge the sound - and so overall it sounds quite cold, thin and clinically clean, lacking the warmth of (the slightly better and similarly minimal) Okie Dokie from the following year, no matter the fact B&T's more quirky samples heavy (a technique that can often round out and paper over any sonic shortcomings). Really only Gee Strings here has any decent spintime.... for it's rather short 5 minutes or so....

(It seems the point of all this was to ultimately compare the different 2003 Japanese album release with the 2004 UK release, but take it from Rob, they are both terrible....)


The Orb - Gee Strings

**a fifth bird is a barely there draft blog, 'Reliving The Dream' which has a clutch of links to reviews - the BBC, Pitchfork - and only goes so far as to suggest 'Tim Bran brings those essential Dreadzone dubby vibes' to The Dream album....


The Orb - Codes

Playlist >> Cydonia Redux

Saturday 8 April 2023

A Chronicle of Doom....


Aha, and so we come to the first, long overdue, Chronicle of Doom of 2023, Agent Rob booking himself a most welcome 'awayday' to visit Agent Johnny - the cartoonist that Broken Frontier just recently called "A dizzyingly brilliant genre unto himself" - at Ice Station Zebra. It's about now (in every sense) Rob can insert his obligatory 'what a pair of April fools' gag....


Actually there was nothing remotely amusin' about Johnny's sudden spike in pencillin' productivity, with several new startling pages on the go as well as several stunners in various stages of inking - a sight for Rob's increasingly screen sore eyes! Why, if anything should merit kicking back, kracking open the Karmi and kranking up The Dead's Europe 72 then....


There followed an interestin' conversation about the nature of true personal freedom - can ye honestly  'beat the system' or merely hope to 'bend the system', existing in it as best ye can, ploughing your own individual furrow but within the lines? This was followed by Johnny tall tailing a dim and distant past encounter whereby he wiz pinned to the ground by a loin, only to be passed up by the pride....


Thereafter topics ranged from the Honey West tv show, thru Philip K. Dick - via fellow sci-fi authors Robert Heinlein, Brian Aldiss and Clifford D. Simak - and on to Batman RIP and (current Agent obsession) Captain America. Not that any of this could stop the clocks ticking ever forward and soon it wiz time to hit the road, Rob contentedly train truckin' his way back to Glasgog....

Sounds: Europe '72 and the "Beautiful Jam" from '71 by Grateful Dead....

Grateful Dead - Truckin' (Live in London 1972)

Wednesday 22 February 2023

UndergRound Up of the Year, Part 2....

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Welcome to Part 2 of Braw's UndergRound up of 2022 - congratulations if you survived the plethora of brackets first 'up around' - where this time it's all about the ears and eyes as we delve into music, surely the purest art form of all, one that can transcend every border and boundary, the one that best expresses every shape or form of human emotion - music is love indeed! - and the wonder of books and comics, signing off with the year's favourite sight....

David Crosby - Music Is Love

PlatOOBE

When the going gets tough The Orb gets going! First things first in 2022 saw Agent Rob compile an album of live and alternate mixes (5 of each) of their titanic 'Godlike'-era tracks Plateau and O.O.B.E. in order to provide 2+ hours of horizontal listening pleasure that just about generated enough womb-like warmth to comfort blanket him through the colder months....


Regular heavy doses of UFORB and Live 93 also acted as industrial strength sonic soothers for all manner of mental ailments. The year ended on a definite high as Rob once more (ha!) returned to 'reconstructing Cydonia' (as per his old blog here>>) - expect a 2023 postscript to that coming some (spring) time soon....

Chocolate Hills - Joy To All (In Peas and Lava)

The Good Doctor was fairly quiet in 2022 - tho side project Chocolate Hills did release a rather pretty Christmas track, Joy To All – cancelling the long Covid-delayed Abolition of The Royal Familia tour (at Glasgow Barrowlands, yes please!) in favour of administering a UFORB anniversary/nostalgia/cashgrab tour (at Maryhill Community Hall, no thanks!) evidently helping to pay the studio bills for The Orb's just this minute announced Prism album. Expect a 2023 verdict on that some time not so soon....

The War on Dugs - A Deeper Understanding

Other than that 2022 was 'the year of living safely', Rob delving into back catalogues or rediscovering overlooked or ignored albums. Much time was devoted to GY!BE's more recent and more rounded 'end times' output of Luciferian Towers and G_d's Pee at State's End – there's just something inherently Scottish about their snaking riffs – as well as hitting the highway in the company of The War on Drugs slow drip emo-rock of 2017's A Deeper Understanding, or getting lost in the tumbling weed crawls of Earth's 2005 album Hex; or Printing In The Infernal Method or simply finding himself flattened by the spiky sprawl of Tonstartsbandht's 2014 live compilation Overseas....

Rose City Band - Earth Trip

Rose City Band treated us to the mellow country vibes of their spacious Earth Trip and Slint kicked down the post-rock doors with the spindly guitars of 1991's Spiderland while Canyon's long forgotten Empty Rooms from 2002 stewed away in a breathless gust of surging keyboard and guitar squalls and Suede's 1994 album Dog Man Star (finally) impressed with its decadent sonics....

Crippled Black Phoenix - Banefyre (The Musical)

Then there was the welcome return of post-prog-heavy rockers Crippled Black Phoenix who took no prisoners with a double album dose of Banefyre (The Musical) and one-time indie also-rans (who actually went the distance!) Thousand Yard Stare with their aptly titled Earthanasia album as well as Paul Draper's second solo effort the cannily cutting Cult Leader Tactics....

Dreadzone - Cave of Angels

Or how about the sprightly techno grooves of 2016's Principe Del Norte by Prins Thomas or the tingling timelessness of Dreadzone's (near-Orb equalling) Second Light, an absolute ambient dub delight from 1995....

The Charlatans - Live at Reading Festival 1992

Not only did Tim Burgess turn himself up to 11(x2) on his (anything but) Typical Music double album, but The Charlatans continued to dig up their own retro treats in the form of Live at Reading Festival 1992 – not quite the 'seminal' set the press release claimed, more a written-off band using a towering Hammond sound to signal a statement of (future) intent. Fingers crossed for something a little more Daytripper-ish shaped this year, joint US tour with RIDE aside – Rob'll have to make do with his home-made Up To Our Hips deluxe edition in the meantime. Serious enthusiasts might enjoy this brisk 2010 run-through of debut album Some Friendly from Primavera, a compact set with sparkling Hammond – this time courtesy of Rob Collins replacement Tony Rogers – and seriously thundering drums from the late Jon Brookes....

Grateful Dead - American Beauty

With retro Rob being fortunate enough to visit San Francisco it was inevitable he'd fall for the transatlantic charms of American Beauty, generally considered to be the finest near-hour of the Grateful Dead's studio albums. There were also plenty solo vintage albums to be revisited afresh - some deliciously 'bombed out', others less so - from the likes of Alexander Skip Spence (Oar), David Crosby (If I Could Only Remember My Name), Tim Buckley (Greetings From L.A.), Lee Hazlewood (Cowboy in Sweden), John Phillips (John, The Wolf King of L.A.), Gene Clark (White Light), Gary Higgins (Red Hash) and Dennis Wilson (Pacific Ocean Blue)....

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

There was also time to wallow in the generous middle-aged spread of Pink Floyd's towering Wish You Were Here and to drift in the jazzy stretch of John Martyn's effortlessly languid Cooltide and to shamble along to the rambling twang of Bob Dylan's dusty Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid....

Nick McCabe - Sankey Brook Lab Rat, N.O.S

Over on Bandcamp Braw saw the return of two guitar legends (in Agent Rob's work lunchtime) with ex-Verve six stringer Nick McCabe – some truly tasty Urban Hymns-era out-takes are to be found here>> - ploughing a subtle downtempo instrumental furrow for trip hop-esque guitar explorations that reward repeat listening as the endlessly clever textures and production skills shine through....

The Ecstacy of Gold - Volume one 

The same cannot easily be said for Mark Lightcap's The Ecstacy of Gold project, a raw, jammy instrumental affair that seldom harks back to his more measured playing of Rob's beloved Acetone. Former sticksmith of the same group, Steve Hadley not only contributes to this release but also found the time to share his own instrumental grooves under the Bee Pieces moniker....


In late February 2020 the frontman of DIIV's support at their Glasgow QMU gig – unusual in itself as Rob couldn't remember the last time he'd seen a band with a singer who just 'fronted' and nothing else – took to shouting, “your country's sick!” at one point and Rob recalls thinking 'yep, Covid-19 sick'.... How right he was – within 4 weeks he was wandering Glasgow City Centre all alone, a (supposed) 'key working' Omega Man, not a (sensible) soul to be seen, concerts and touring (and life) as we knew it having come to and abrupt (and for some, final) end....


Then in July 2022 it was time to embrace nightlife once again, Glasgow now the sort of lawless zone that makes Fury Road look like Sesame Street to catch Nadja (sort of supported by himself as, er, Bismuth) at Audio, a suitably primitive setting for bathing in vast, all encompassing washes of shimmering guitar effects. Then, come September, there was a triple rush of gigs, Rose City Band beefing up their sound – jazzy keyboards and pedal steel, mmm! - to space out Broadcast, while Crippled Black Phoenix decimated Classic Grand with their ever-ambitious/inventive post-metal dynamics before GY!BE raised the roof at The Barrowlands, propping it up with great slabs of sound, building and building to an almighty climax. By comparison Mogwai's December show at the same, where they were capably supported by Brit-DIIVs bdrmm, was a trifle underwhelming, the stripped back staging, wobbly sound and so-so setlist – Ratts of the Capital and Mogwai Fear Satan saved the night – making it impossible for them to go 'one louder' and match the Canadian's supreme spectacle....


Fading seamlessly from music into books there's no doubt Bruce Springsteen's Born To Run was the absolute 'Boss' of this year's clutch of (auto)biographies (which also included works by comedian Mel Brooks and musicians Lol Tolhurst and Wilko Johnson). Unlike most his memoir transcended his music – which admittedly Rob more admires as he's so far been unable to wholly steep himself in it – and becomes an engrossing account of what it means to be an (Italian) American, of what it means to have a calling, the struggle to create, the will to succeed and to finally find your voice (and to have it chime with so many millions of others the world over) and so much more besides....


Simon Spence covered another (quite different type of) E-street band in his double double good Happy Mondays biography Excess All Areas. By separating out the music from the cartoonish drug hoover personas of Shaun and Bez, he shines a groovy light on the startling talents of the more unsung musical members of the band - rest in peace Paul 'Big Arm' Ryder – while placing them right at the heart of '88's seismic second 'Summer of Love'. The sounds, the drugs, the clubs, the clobber – God might have created Manchester, but there's no doubt the Mondays were wholly responsible for MADchester - they were a mobile cultural big bang, totally twisting melons everywhere they went. It certainly proves that The Stone Roses themselves were mere charlatans trailing in their influential wake, their studied cool being just that, as evidenced by the shapeless and sluggish retro slop of their limp Second Coming – it's not half bad, but it's not half good either....


Equally fascinating – thank you, Chuck Klosterman – was Michael Azerrad's Come As You Are: The (authorized) Story of Nirvana, culled from hours of interviews with Kurt (and Kris.... and Dave) and released just before In Utero hit the shelves and Kurt hit the skids. If anything Cobain mostly trashes himself throughout – he doesn't honestly come across as a terribly nice guy – while exonerating (sorry, haters) Courtney Love at the same time. What cannot be denied is how savage the press were at the time, particularly in their portrayal of the happy couple, and how there's little doubt that was a massive contributing factor to Kurt's eventual downfall*

*see Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty for '00's details....


That said, perhaps the best read of the year was I, Partridge, a pitch perfect piss-take of those mid-career C-list ghost-written cash grabs that truly belong remaindered on the shelves of Poundlands everywhere. Just think, Chris Evans and Peter Andre have written 2 ½ each while Katie Price/Jordan has already squeezed out 6 with a 7th on the way. Eff eff ess....


Rob's well documented Dudley Moore obsession reached its zenith/nadir in the aptly compact form of Douglas Thompson's Dudley Moore On The Couch, a more salacious 'sex thimble' account of his life and (many) loves in the form of a sort of biographical interview. Aside from a grab bag of insightful quotes and the jaw-dropping bevy of Hollywood beauties he bedded – Jane Fonda, Faye DunawayRaquel Welch, Julie Christie, Bo Derek – there's little to really recommend in it's tabloid leanings. Still, it packs some late emotional heft as Dudley's fame wanes and his personal life truly begins to unwind, ending on a sudden sad note as Moore reflects on being fired from The Mirror Has Two Faces for forgetting his lines – he puts this down to chaos at home (as opposed to the off-the-next-page diagnosis that would curtail his talents and ultimately end his life). With an 'Intimate Portrait', an 'Authorised Biography' and 'An Audience With...' yet to come it's likely that 'Cuddly Dudley' will feature again in 2023's round up....


Speaking of 'an (oft repeated) audience with...' Billy Connolly's autobiography Windswept & Interesting breezed by in a typically singular and anarchic fashion. Whilst not nearly as concise as some of the other books listed here, its sheer joie de vivre and playfulness made it utterly irresistible, and the perfect companion piece to his wonderful Billy Connolly Does... television series. If anything its love of life and sheer warmth has prompted Agent Rob to try and look on the bright(er) side of life in 2023 and #be more Billy!


2022's stand out novel was Adrian Tchaikovsky's Children of Time, a fantastic epic of enviable world-building and accessible high-concept science fiction, a book that easily fits the tag 'masterwork' (surpassing many ingrained classics on the way). How can the sequel Children of Ruin – on 2023's must read list – possibly compare? Other books with an SF tinge included The Strugatsky's curious The Inhabited Island, the despairing dystopia of Children of Men by PD James, the (almost) PKD strangeness of China Mieville's The City and The City, the multiversal Dark Matter by Blake Crouch, the satisfying sequel of Margaret Atwood's The Testaments, the thought provoking and surprisingly tender The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break by Steven Sherrill, the scope and splendour of Neil Gaimen's ambitious American Gods and Michael Moorcock's gargantuan A Cornelius Calendar, a beautifully written, but ultimately confounding omnibus – maybe some of his finest, most considered writing is therein, displaying an outstanding grasp of global politics and machinations – only for it to feel as if it fits (as it indeed does) into a much larger tale that lingers just out of reach....


Delving into 'straight' fiction brought its own rewards as, all bets off, The Hustler and its sequel The Color of Money provided a brilliant one-two punch – no apt pool based terminology springs to Rob's mind, sorry – with the second book perhaps edging the original as we catch up with an ageing and somewhat aimless 'fast' Eddie Felson, chasing that feeling of his youth. A real twin treat!


Rob continued his 'deep dive' into the mighty ouevre of Stephen King in 2022, cherry-picking his way through books such as The Stand (uncut) – trimmed for good reason perhaps? - and the supernaturally claustrophobic scares offered up by The Shining, identifying with the very fatherly failings and fears that haunt Jack Torrance as well as marvelling at King's confident and canny expansion of that universe for the sequel Dr. Sleep, a book that very slowly finds its feet before you're off and running (for your life)....


No doubt that Moorcock nails the quote(s) of the year, with 2022's stand outs both from The Entropy Tango, "His eyes, wasted by a thousand indulgences, moved like worms in his skull." and secondly, "The room was full of heavy metal. In one corner about 15 old hippies were wondering where it had all gone, while in the opposite corner 15 punks were wondering where it was all going."


Comics-wise the only tome on the range was a Reno-based run-through of Jeff Smith's whopping Bone, one of those very special works of singular comics vision (akin to Rob's dearly beloved Bacchus) that is so well paced and so well told – it helps that Smith has a clean but expressive fine line that straddles both the realistic and the cartoonish and displays a mastery of shadows. Of course, ever the purist, Rob couldn't help but hanker after the original black and white artwork as opposed to Scholastic's (understandably) color mass market volumes....


Sadly 2022 saw two true titans of the UK/world comics scene depart for the 'great convention in the sky'. First was Alan 'Strontium Dog, Judge Anderson, Sam Slade, ACE Trucking Co., Judge Dredd, Batman, this-list-is-not-exhaustive' Grant, writer and (just as notable) editor, a man whose contribution to the industry in both roles from the grassroots right up to the very top tip is near impossible to quantify. Speaking of, ahem, 'grass roots', it was thanks to Alan (via Jamie Grant's Glasgow-based Hope Street Studios) that Agent Rob got his first foothold in the industry proper when he brought him into the 'Wasted Comic' fold, trusting him to oversee the day-to-day running of the deviously dopey title. It wasn't the easiest of times, but Alan's patience, sense, savvy, trust, generosity (and, y'know occasional very gracious 'forgive and forgetness') made for a memorable learning (often on!) the ropes publishing experience (that ultimately sparked the whole Braw Books endeavour)....


Who alone would have thought that Rob would ever meet, let alone work alongside, the man who wrote the very first 2000AD story he was to set eyes upon as a near-eleven-year-old-nipper? Yep, there it is kicking off Prog 490, Strontium Dog's striking 'Incident on Mayjer Minor'. Thank you, Alan....


Joining Alan at the great signing table in the sky was Kevin O'Neill who, with the possible exception of Mike McMahon, was 2000AD's most unique artist, his angry, biting style – surely at its absolute unhinged peak in Braw favourite Marshal Law – an affront to clean-living, God-fearing comic artists and readers the world over....

Honestly, judge this book by its cover!

2022 finally saw some progress on all things Braw Books, er, given that the, um, 'all things' are in fact the 'one thing' Rob's been blogging on about for the past 3-4 years, that being the John Stark: Secret Agent comic. Thankfully Agent Johnny's recovered some of his former mojo, rising to the challenge of working on scripts, art and overall story arcs, meaning that everything is around 95% complete in some form or another. Super tales already 'in the (s)can include Cross of Wax, Lockdown, Death March of the Missile Men, Bleeding Black and The Double Death of Agent X, so you can see that Rob, Adam J. Smith and John are 'Brawficially' 'on it'. Maybe 2023 will be our year....

"Hmm, is there a Greggs around here?"

Last but never ever least it's time to wrap things up by taking a look at the sights that tickled Braw a distinct shade of pink in 2022. There's always New Glasgow City making a big (green-ish) screen debut in the Indiana Jones 5 trailer (which, pure fan-fic shocker of a title and dodgy old man's face posted on a stunt double's body aside, kinda looks okay)....


Or how about Kurt Cobain in a dress.... with a Hitler moustache.... mouthing along to hate mail in the A Montage of Heck documentary? Then again there were unexpectedly hearty chuckles to be found in the prison keys scene in Hot Shots II as well as Jack Lemmon literally hacking it up in The Odd couple. Or if dancing's your thing then there were the wonderfully kooky opening titles to Peacemaker or perhaps the sheer disco delight of John Travolta far from murdering it on the dancefloor in Saturday Night Fever. Maybe the sly gut punch of Slim Pickins pegging out to Knocking on Heaven's Door in Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid does it for you....


But it's fair to say that the one scene that got right under Rob's decidedly pink skin, catching and holding his attention and making him sit up straight in the 'now' is this pure moment of reflection perfection from Masamune Shirow's Ghost In The Shell anime. Enjoy (if that's the right word)....

Sunday 22 January 2023

UndergRound Up of the Year, Part 1....


Welcome no one and all to Braw's UndergRound Up for the perpetually ground down of 2022, our (obviously) annual unpopular popular culture(?!) look at the past 12 months(-ish). Here we'll filter through Agent Rob's means to (undeserved) escapism in the previous 52 weeks, of which about 2 were spent glimpsing the light at the end of the lengthy pandemic tunnel before Russia's liberation/invasion - ask Waters/Gilmour - of Ukraine cruelly snuffed out humanity's last hope.... So if gorging on 24/7 news feeds of our increasingly burning world isn't quite your thing then it's time to face up to plenty of brackets (like, y'know, these kinda (brackets)) and get your fear on (for want of any better means of kicking things off)....

"Ere, Clive, is, eh, Agent Rob still a c-" "'e is, Derek, that is correct."

In general it has to be said that in UndergRounding Up 2022 Rob realised it was pretty much a year of, er, cultural consolidation (with an unhealthy dose of copy/edit/paste chucked in for good measure). Sure, there were plenty of new films and records to be enjoyed, but they all had a tang of familiarity, if not a whiff of nostalgic sell-by, and it'd be fibbing to say otherwise before we begin....


Take for example MARVEL's 'Phase Four', where they did pretty much as per the previous paragraphs/Phases (although well past it's Avengers: Endgame prime), coasting along on their (too) established green screen train with Thor; Love & Thunder proving that lightning certainly doesn't strike in the same place twice, the titular character's (by now somewhat self-satisfied) mismatch of goofy and serious personas coupled with child death and cancer (sub)plots – if ever the MCU was going to take a bold leap into DCU-esque darkness then this seemed a mighty good opportunity – making for an uneven and ultimately somewhat underwhelming 4th entry in the franchise (within, er, a franchise?). Shang Chi and The Legend of the 10 Rings and  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness were along very similar entertaining if formulaic lines – admittedly there's nothing truly wrong with spending 2+ hours with any MARVEL film at all - while Spider-Man: No Way Home (which is like, y'know, the second Spider-Man 3 of the third Spider-Man film franchise within a, ah, y'know....) relied heavily on a leaf torn out of Doctor Who's (very well thumbed) book by bringing back previous incarnations of both hero and villain for what amounted to a super slick web-slinging nostalgia fest....


In contrast to all this visually wearying and interchangeable SFX it was nice to lower oneself to the gritty street level of The Batman from Braw fave Matt Reeves of POTA fame, sitting back and enjoying it's realistic and restrained Detective (Comics) approach, proving that like the books themselves, the DCU seems a far better fit for stories that simply do not adhere to any predetermined cinematic continuity. A shame then that they felt the need to shoehorn Barry Keoghan's The Joker in at the very end (because between Ledger, Leto and Phoenix it's getting kinda crowded in that wing of Arkham Asylum of late). Speaking of (the non 'The') Joker, it too was an agreeably disagreeable deep slice of the darker DCU (really recommended only for people who haven't seen Taxi Driver and The King of Comedy and wondered what would happen if you mashed them together in a pot and washed them down with a few hits of Fight Club)....


Agent Rob (and Miss Pennymoney) also had the opportunity to see Professor Xavier in the flesh as local superhero himself James McAvoy rolled into Glasgow in Jamie Lloyd's mesmerising take on Cyrano de Bergerac, a hip-hopping, beat-boxing, jaw-dropping theatrical tour de (X-)force. A good thing too, as it's unlikely he'll be back, ahem. Oh, dear, green place....


It's inevitable that Film4 takes home the Best Films Brawscar(tm) yet again this year by offering up an All-1-2-3-4 of daring and fully immersive world cinema – Mandibles, The Tunnel, First Love, Servants, Videoman, The Warrior, Deliver Us From Evil, Sputnik – that simply excelled itself with their (South) Korean season – Sympathy For Mr. VengeanceThe Beast, Barking Dogs Never Bite, Memories of Murder, Beasts Clawing At Straws, The Swordsman – and quality contemporary (mostly) American films, some famous, some not so - Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Knives Out, Mandy, Alita: Battle AngelVivarium, 1985Lucy In The Sky, Saint Frances, Lords of Chaos – and the occasional irrepressible cult classic such as Mike Leigh's searing Naked....


Likewise Talking Pictures TV did it's stiff-upper lipped best to screen films from the classic to the cult/curio and the, well, frankly (watchable enough) crap – The Incident, The Hustler, The Raven, The Trial, The Offence, The Bed Sitting Room, The Devil's Men, Perfect Friday, Bear IslandGas-s-s, Morons From Outer Space, Futureworld, Shatter, Scream and Scream Again - with TCM and Paramount Movies showcasing the wilder west with Wyatt Earp, Tombstone and (the remarkable) Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid as well as the likes of Promising Young Woman, The Running Man, StardustDas Boot, Conan The Barbarian, The Odd Couple, Paycheck, Raising Arizona, Hot Shots II and The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad....


An extra special mention must be given to Stake Land and The Stakelander, two quite remarkable low-budget films shown courtesy of The Horror Channel (now, er, rebranded as Legend), not remotely scary but wonderfully gloomy and atmospheric with a sleek, minimal soundtrack. Fangers crossed for a third entry. Well worth vampire hunting down....

Please, just don't come back ever again....

From Film4 et al to 'top of the film flops' where Terminator: Dark Fate sat like a great fat undercooked Christmas turkey (itself carved from hopeless leftovers). It's as if a bunch of studio execs watched Star Wars: The Force Awakens* and decided that Box Office Gold simply involved getting the old (acting) gang back together to have them spout tired catchphrases while less charismatic screen photocopies toiled with a soft turd reboot of a plot. If anything it's even worse than the flat battery that was Terminator Genityls. Not that Arnold Schwarzenegger's old 80's sparring partner Sylvester Stallone could do much better (aside from an oddly deft closing montage) as he bled every drop of (Last) Blood from Rambo's cinematic corpse. And just to prove it ain't all about taking down easy targets there was Martin Scorcese's The Color of Money (crappy brown!) and Clint Eastwood's absolute dud Absolute Power going to show that even old masters have their off days. Huge props to Clint for The Mule tho.... *Star Wars bashing will likely return next year.


But fear not, for filming on (Mad Max) Furiosa has wrapped - that'll give all those 'mediocre' soft studio cash grabs a deserved (hard re)boot up the a$$. Roll on 2024....


In absolutely no contrast to any of the above – see, even writing about the pop culture formulas is just a formula in itself – Jodie Whittaker's likeable enough Doctor Who bowed out in 2022 with 2 long specials and a final really long extra extended special special, Chris Chibnall evidently reacting to Auntie Beeb's truncating the number of episodes by simply bumping the running times up (and up and up). As per the aforementioned leaf that Spider-Man ripped out/off, the good Doctor turned matters up to an unheard of 13 with a finale that jammed in as many surviving Whos and 'who's that?' companions as you could shake a sonic screwdriver-shaped stick at. Geez, they even got William Russell in there – last seen taking a whizz at Collectormania Glasgow in 2014....

Nice to sea you again....

The episode also provided 2022's most puzzling scene, Agent Rob wondering if Sacha Dahwan's manic (post-Ledger Joker) take on The Master as Rasputin singing, er, Rasputin was in fact the modern show's absolute zenith or ultimate nadir.... Either way he still had the tune in his head the next day while he still reeled from the chutzpah of regenerating the 13th doctor back into the 10th (but actually 14th) Doctor. If only they'd made more of the Yaz/Doc dying dynamic as matters drew to a close - there's no denying that could've been time for a real tearjerker. More mystifying still is why they didn't air the finale over 2 consecutive nights – there was an obvious cliffhanger post-sing-and-dance-along – and once again just like this who-review #chop Nu-Who in two!

"I'm sorry, but I'm holding Blake's 7 back...."

A good chunk of early 2022 was spent binging on Blake's 7 (thankfully just completed before Forces TV vanished from our screens as suddenly as it arrived). It was incredible how the first 2 series seemed to run along the lines of world events, the mounting threat of the excellent Star One invasion arc creating genuine on (and off) screen tension. A shame then that it concluded with a damp squib and the following two seasons, now bereft of Blake and Avon's bickering and replacing the actor of the villainous Travis, saw increasingly, er, diminishing returns. Still, episodes never seemed to drag over their running  time and we did get to see the very Ultraworld that inspired The Orb's momentous track, and there's no denying that Paul Darrow's was the genuine star (making) turn, his Avon coldly quipping his way into the legion of 'the greatest sci-fi anti-heroes of all time' – just don't ask Rob who else qualifies for said title....


Televisually MAD MEN impressed pretty much across its full run (with only a handful of so-so episodes), the super sharp suited retro drama playing out deftly and realistically – viewing seasons near back to back didn't expose the sort of ridiculous character arcs/relationships and events that plague less grounded US dramas. So what if John Hamm's puzzled Don Draper gurning wore a little thin over the years, but there was always Peggy, Pete and Roger on hand to keep the creative ideas flowing....


Atlanta served up a third season that expertly toyed with the formula, indeed they shredded the rule book to a cringing middle-aged white man degree, while Peacemaker showed that James Gunn is able to walk that very fine line of good and bad taste, er, assuming ultraviolence and jokes about mental health are your thing in the first place. Bored to Death (thanks Missing!) provided daft affable private dick laughs and Star Trek: Prodigy made a decent fist of warping the Star Wars: Clone Wars animation template....


Elsewhere the BBC's The Tourist proved they could make slick adult decidedly un-BBC (in a good way) drama that, in spite of a wobbly ending, lived up to some of the(ir own) hype. The same could not be said for Killing Eve's final season, the episodes as lifeless and joyless as Jodie Comer's assassin's eyes. It didn't help that the show's whole 'jolly Russian killers' approach arrived at the very moment that troops were lining up and up along the borders of Ukraine. Doh!


Certainly Agent Rob never thought that ITVX would save Christmas, the 'rebooted' app offering up (the South Korean) The Host and 70's conspiracy thriller Capricorn One as well as a host of vintage television classics such as The Prisoner, Space: 1999 and Sapphire and Steel, a 30 minute dose of the latter – helped no doubt by the utterly luminous Joanna Lumley – papering over Xmas scheduling that lacked any sort of fizz whatsoever (even the ever-reliable once-a-year bumper Radio Times has unfortunately ditched it's tried and tested festive format for a more streaming/less Rob friendly version)....


And what a better way to sign off than with an near-copy of last year's 'end of part one', only this time Rob's happy to announce that he reunited the remote – found languishing in 'deep storage' – with its parent Samsung VHS/DVD player, by posting it on to VideOdyessy in Liverpool. So hold that happy thought until 'part two' (music, books and comics) arrives in 4 weeks time....

The Orb - A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre of the Ultraworld